TwitBook Nation

Some random thoughts from a TwitBook Resident…

• Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if
I do!

• Quit tailgating me, I’ll speed up when I finish typing this text.

• I just saw about 5 people I know at the supermarket and managed to
avoid them all. It was awesome.

• Somehow, no matter how tired I am, going on the computer keeps me up
and alert for hours. Wish class or work had the same effect.

• If you create a facebook album entitled “my babies”, and the cover
shows 3 of your cats, I am never looking at your album. Ever. Same
goes for those of you who create “random pics” albums of you standing
in a mirror alone, holding up a camera. Get a life.

• I have discovered that my hatred for abbreviations and anal
retentiveness for spelling has made me the best drunk texter ever.
Sure, I may be squinting out of one eye with my tongue sticking out in
complete concentration at my phone, which is one inch from my eyeball,
but you’re going to understand what I’m saying, goddammit.

• Facebook is the only place where being married is usually less
serious than being in a relationship.

• Im pretty sure I get ‘self beer goggles’. The more beers I drink the
hotter I appear in the mirror. Sad downfall to reality when I see
those facebook photos of the previous night and realize how awful I
actually look when wasted.

• The scariest 10 seconds ever is when you are double checking who you
just sent a text message to… just in case.